What I wish I wore today

Oh my! I have been shocking with my updates but when the sun's a callin', can you blame me? This summer has been better than last so far, and the computer just does not fit into that equation.

This is a look I like to call sensitive-track-runner-desperately-wants-to-be-at-the-beach-collecting-shells.

Alberto Cano "oki-ni"

No piece of art can get me wet like a good collage. These works by Albert Cano and Michelle Rafferty for the brand oki-ni really excite me.

Skylar Grey "C'mon Let Me Ride"

As fantastical as I think this song is, can someone please confirm the season for me? The trees are saying Autumn, the bikini bitches are saying Summer, Eminem is saying Winter and the bicycle is saying Spring (you see what I did there?). This just reminds me of how annoyed I get at people who wear beanies to the beach.

This is the lead single off Skylar's upcoming debut album "Don't Look Down" due out early next year!

I swear not to cut my hair

I've been getting really annoyed with it lately. More often than usual, I've considered getting a full chop. And then I watched this video of Travis Cannata cutting his hair and it turned me right off the idea. He looks so much better with his curls!

At the very least, my hair definately needs some trimmage.

There's a new lesbian in town

And her name is Matthew McConaughey. It appears the star of Magic Mike has cast a disappearing spell for his role in the upcoming film "Dallas Buyers Club." I didn't think I'd be so upset about this day but without his bod, he's nothing more than an irritating noise.

Not to worry - he does plan on gaining it all back after filming. Phew!

Will.i.am & Britney "Scream and Shout" video

Is this a music video or an advertisement for all of Will.i.ams new products? Jesus.

I can't believe Britney bitch isn't dancing! She redeems herself with her hotness though. There are actually moments where I'm in disbelief that this is the same X Factor judge who's constantly pulling screwed up catching-a-whiff-of-something-funky facials.