Is that a Rita Ora Gaga?

All comparisons to Rihanna were temporarily shoved under the rug when Rita Ora opened the MTV European Music Awards in Frankfurt. Singing her shit single "R.I.P", all I could think of was Lady Gaga. After all, her days are over, baby she's over.

Regardless, it's much too soon to be rocking the red lace. She might as well have come out in an egg, covered in meat offcuts. The worst part is - and I dare not put them on here - she completed the look with a pair of Jordans.

The Essence of David Beckham

If ever there was a time to get away with vocalising the creepy thoughts going through my head about Becks, I figured now would be the perfect time as I stare at this new fragrance ad of his. Hot damn - I just want to smell you! Super slick, so dashing.

The bottle reminds me of the steamy bathroom of the hotel room you've booked for just the night... if only the showering Becks came with it too. At least we have the new set of H&M ads. Merry Christmas!

Azealia Banks "Atlantis"

The only way this could be anymore tumblrtastic is if the song was retitled with a dollar $ign instead of the 's'. Reminds me of videos by M.I.A and Santigold, to name a couple, but there are sharks and sharks are fucking cool.

Seriously, if I had a dollar for every bindi...

University's out for Summer!

Last day was spent finishing up my giant expressive painting then enjoying a few beverages at the sunny rose gardens. All the hard work is done. Now it's time for exhibition week!

Jason Richards

These are a few of my classmates works. Remember the length is at least the height of themselves. From top to bottom, left to right: Jessie Phillips, Mania Moko, Christian Wolfgramm, Monica Kwon, Kate Vincent, Josh Hamilton and Leia Murcott.

Ke$ha "Die Young"

It's Britney, bitch?

I was wondering how long it would take for Ke$ha to start dancing in her video clips. They obviously spent a bit of time on the choreography because at times you catch what looks to be some pretty intense moves but she must shit because it's all chopped up. You'd expect to see a bit more than one second of dancing for every 10, especially during the chorus, but all you get are sexy eyes and slow motion hair whips.

I caved... and bought shoes!

Nike Lunar Safari Fuse

What's a girl to do when he's worked a few extra shifts? Plus, it's kind of like an early end-of-uni-year pressie to myself. This is how I justify all my purchases.

At last, the Nike Cortez' I wore to my Year 8 graduation in 2002 can move into a well deserved and happy retirement. I can't believe it's been ten years and they still fit me. I had monster feet for a 12 year old.