Carly Rae Jepsen "This Kiss"


I was born in the 1980s - alright, 1989, in September, but anyway! - it goes without saying, I love this song and the video! I'm sure most of us thought Carly Rae would disappear after "Call Me Maybe" but if you give her album a proper listen, you will honestly have trouble finding a favourite. They're all great and infectiously catchy. Before you know it, you'll be having pillow fights and talking about cute boys!

Seriously, every time I see a video with a chick and a mic... all I see is... Kelly Clarkson.

And this isn't even all of her videos...

Hung and bored


I knew I shouldn't have gone out last night (and got myself kicked out of a club! Eep!) because now I can't focus with my school work. I whipped this little photoshop design up but I really have no idea what I'm trying to say in it. I think I just wanted to play.

Anyway, back to it...

ASOS Holiday 2012

I don't enjoy large scale painting


I thought I'd show you where I'm up to with my largest work this term. There are certain restrictions within the brief as to what we have to include but otherwise we're free to do whatever we want. There has been a real focus on being self-directed this last part of the year.

Yet again, I've taken the abstraction route and you may recognise the colour scheme from my self portrait. I did attempt to create more of a realistic, painterly representation but I just can't do it. I've been working upside down to focus on shape and form more but it appears the kind sir might have lost a bit of weight in mine. It's about 65% complete.

Check out my cute little classmates getting to work on theirs. We're all determined for no late nights at uni. Nuh-uh!

Whitecliffe End of Year Show 2012


Although there is no mention of wine being provided this year, it'll still be well worth having a look at our exhibition! Two more weeks of work and three until the show! Very exciting time of the year and I can feel Summer a'comin'!

HMN ALNS for Jeffrey Campbell

Jeffrey Campbell "Paradigm" lookbook by HMN ALNS

A fashionable alien! That's what I'll dress up as for Halloween. I can already see all the cyber nerds dropping like flies as I drop my green booty to the flo'.

This range was released months ago - how did I miss it? These graphics are amazing, technically and conceptually. Some serious mother fucking talent at humanaliens.tumblr.com. It's almost 1am and suddenly I'm inspired to make some art!

Whitakers White Raspberry

There are people complaining because the chocolate isn't physically pink and thus, not a real supporter of The NZ Breast Cancer Foundation. Idiots.

What they should be complaining about is how awful it tastes! The raspberry bits are so bloody sour and yet there's something moorish about it. I reach for another piece hoping it'll be tastier than the last but ultimately my buds are left unsatisfied.


Regardless, shit chocolate is still chocolate, and the whole block is gone.

The latest on Jase's long hair

As my hair continues to grow and I get that much closer to living out my dream as the Rarotongan Rapunzel, it seems I am having to adjust my shower routine to suit. Yes, my shower routine. The worst part of having long hair now it would seem.

Hop in - face - hair - pits - puss - back puss. All of that goes smoothly, but it's when I approach my last destination, my shoulders, that I strike a problem. I've always had this strange phobia of getting soap in my hair. I guess it's kinda like believing if you eat the crusts of your bread, your hair will go curly. I don't know what I think will happen exactly but in my mind it is not good.

You can stop squinting to make out my bootay, it's a fake pixelation over speedos!

It used to be easy to avoid but now my luscious locks fall halfway down my back. When the loofah returns north from it's adventure down south, it's all foamy and so are my hands and so is my body. There is no foam-less part of me to cleanly toss my hair out of the way, and even if there was, tossing it would just land it on my foamy front side. What a dilemma! Perhaps a shower cap will fix my pickle? Or simply tying it up? But that's another minor phobia... tied up wet hair.

Maybe bald's the answer.

Grass becomes saws


I have a weird fascination with grass and I think it'll stick with me until the day a full grass print suit surfaces in the fashion world. But as far as backgrounds go, I was getting over it and wanted to replace it with something cute and cartoony. I decided to take something manly, insert saw, and make an adorable clipart pattern for me blog. I think it compliments the green quite well, which, by the way, I toned down a little bit if you hadn't noticed!

All for your viewing pleasure and to keep things fresh around here!

Judy Darragh

I'd first heard her name last week during a conversation with a lecturer and then again in a Facebook comment from a friend so I thought I'd better find out who exactly this Judy Darragh lady is everybody is comparing me to.

Formerly known as the "Queen of Kitsch", she's a Kiwi artist who creates her art from cheap, discarded materials. I love tacky and she makes tacky work!

Judy Darragh, 2003. Weeping wall [plastic beads set in foam].

Last years Hamilton River Festival saw her plant hundreds of fluorescent ping pong balls all down the bank. The work urged people to get involved and reflected ideas about communities working and labouring together. I'm so inspired, I may just have found my final essay topic for the year. Yus!

Icona Pop "We Got The World"

Aino Jawo and Caroline Hjelt (Icona Pop)

My obsession with their last single "I Love It" came and went pretty fast. I blame Snooki and JWOWW for using it as their show's theme song. What drunk dumbass gave those two the rights to it? Totally killed it.

"We Got The World" is another pumping party track! I'm going to keep my eye on these girls - they could be responsible for all our future summer hits.

7 p/l

Jason Richards, 2012. 7 p/l [digital print series 14.8cm x 21 cm]

This work is about my everyday habit of correcting things. From people's speech to columns in the herald, if there's an error to be found, I am going to find it and then you are going to hear about it. Yes, I'm that guy. Funny thing is, I somehow always miss my own mistakes. Tehe!

But wait - what do seven hot lads and seven spilled ice creams have to do with it? Well that's for you to figure out. I didn't want the connection to correction (god i love rhymin!) to be really obvious. I think it's much more exciting leaving it open for you as the viewer to interpret.

Why must Britney always wear a wig?


I have black hair now y'all!

Last I checked she was a singer judge and her baldness had grown out - not a spy! I hope this 2 in 1 has some sort of deodorising qualities because the big bird up top looks like she needs something to tame that armpit hair.

Corona Boreal "Intertropico"


I love the comedy in this cut-and-paste style of design. Although the images look very obviously photoshopped, technically I can't find any flaws. I could stare at these for hours.

It's nice to see Grandma's slippers having a shot at being high fash.

I can eat an icecream in 10 seconds


12 minutes of experimental research cut down to 10 seconds. The assignment's about everyday habits and from my personal habit of proofreading and correcting people, I somehow arrived here... eating icecream. Thought I'd throw a lidda bidda Fiddy Cent in the mix to gang$ta shit up.

I'll post my final resolved works tomorrow after hand in!

Queens with hairy legs

Being gay myself, I'm not shocked by guys wearing lipstick or fake nails, nor do I care but it's when I see these things along with two hairy pins that my eye brows suddenly raise. Is this a new trend because I'm noticing it all over the place!

It's a concept I can't get my head around because if you're a guy who likes wearing dresses, wouldn't you want the silky smooth legs to match? You don't ever see drags with moustaches or armpit hair so I'm just like - why the legs?

Angel Haze "Werkin Girls"


Sister come straight from Bad Girls Club 7? That mouth and that weave had me thinking she was Tiara at first! You know a girl means serious ghetto bidness when a) it's raining cash money and b) little girls are jumping double dutch. I love the 'tude, love the skippity beat, love it all!

Cult Couture 2012

Christopher Davis recently won the Sustainability Award at the World of Wearable Arts show in Wellington. This year he's entering two looks into the Cult Couture show! What exactly is Cult Couture? An amazing opportunity for emerging Kiwi designers to showcase their looks at a top class fashion event.

TelstraClear is giving you and a friend the chance to go along for free! Entry is simple. Visit their facebook page and answer the question!

Justin Bieber "Beauty And A Beat"


Once upon a time there was a prettiful pool princess named Justin Bieber. But she's disappeared and in her place, a fine young man. Look at those arms slowly growing - he can hold the weight of a camera now! He proves to us just how strong he is by (clearly not) taking control of the filming for his newest video.

It's the fun backyard pool party we all wish we could have! Synchronised swimmers and all. Nicki needs a new outfit though, she looks like a flamingo ate a fembot. In this case, Justin's the Beauty and she's the Beat (it).

I officially lost my FOUREYES virginity

Yes, yes, this post may look familiar but the image posted on Oyster's tumblr was merely foreplay. The FOUREYES boys sure know how to tease a girl. Five weeks of biting my nails, hoping and praying I was good enough, finally lead to the upload of my shoot and with some very nice comments to accompany it.


See the full post here!

Damien Blottiere "Combat"

Vogue Hommes Japan

When I'm designing, I always have Damien Blottiere in mind for inspiration. I love the simple way he cleverly slams images together to create an optical illusion.

This shoot was aided by the styling of Shun Watanabe for the ninth issue of Vogue Hommes Japan.

Geordie Shore Series 4!

Bec-uhh? Jay who?

The tears have dried. Even Gary's. Looks as though the cast have come to deal with their friends departures from the show. Can't blame them! Newbies Scott and Dan may just be the perfect eye candy this season, especially if the cracked screen of Joel is anything to go by in the trailer. Perhaps (finally, and unfortunately) Sophie has come to her senses.

When's it back you ask? NEXT MONTH! Alreet - mega excite! Apologies for the shitty quality but no better versions have surfaced yet.

The 7-Year-old Fashion Illustrator!

His interpretation of Burberry SS13

No I didn't draw this with my left hand. It's the work of a young boy named Max Treffkorn who was chosen by Oyster to illustrate a few of Springs hottest runway looks. I want to pinch his cheeks - kids are the fucking cutest drawers! This Is My Picture has always been my favourite segment on 7 Days. I love seeing how they read an image and from there, the decisions they make with colour and shape. So different to us oldies.  Check out the rest here!

5 weeks of uni left for the year!

So exciting! But it means I'm going to have to stop watching Charmed and start putting in the hard hours. Never easy giving up my magical Halliwell sisters.

All Originals Represent


Nicki looks great in her sleeping bag dress and the ad has made me think twice about her song "Masquerade".

Calvin Harris feat. Ellie Goulding "I Need Your Love"

Unofficial cover by me

Two seconds in. A xylophone begins. Exactly the instrument I expect to hear opening any good track featuring Ellie Goulding! Makes her distinct sound all the more enjoyable and intoxicating. Her vocals sit so well on top of this Calvin Harris produced number. It's an enchanting, feel good dance hit!

Dustin can't sing Nicki Minaj

He wants to sing the clean version! Naw!

I think I want to learn Welsh

Darren, Jenna, Natalee, Lateysha, Aron, Carley, Liam, Nicole & Leeroy

MTV's The Valleys. I had already decided I didn't like it before it even started.

I felt like I was cheating on my Geordies when I tuned in to the premiere of The Valleys. Everywhere I looked, all I saw was Geordie. On a side note, are there any normal looking people anywhere in Britain? I'd see fat and red hair, and be reminded of Holly, a guy coming out of the closet, and be reminded of James. Yes, the cast and template of the shows are pretty much identical but these Valleys (is that what we're nicknaming them?) really brought the drama to the table. And then they had sex on it - it was that good!

Peak: Aron's ass!
Pit: Nicole's reinvention of the "Snooki poof"

New Geordie Shore 4 cast members Scott & Dan

Happy two-three to me!

I'm so oddly happy about being 23! I think it's an awesome number!

I celebrated with a teensy weensy get together the night before my actual birth date which I've heard is bad luck. It started off good but the bad luck arrived at 9pm (9PM!!) when a random neighbour by the name of Brent (doesn't that just sound like an asshole's name?) thought it would be okay to barge in my front door and tell us to shut it down. Empty threats were thrown our way... talk about the power being turned off, noise control and police officers coming to arrest us (for what exactly, I'm not sure). This all eventuated to nothing but the night did end with a BANG - when my bed broke!

I woke up on my actual birthday yesterday feeling all kinds of bad - a bit disappointed and a lot hungover. But it's already become one of those awful but funny memories that I'll laugh about for years. All that matters is that I got to see all the people I love the most! I was spoiled with gifts and my man surprised me with a scent that I absolutely love and was not expecting. Here's a picture of me holding it: