Gaga arrives in Auckland!

Mother Monster She has just arrived in the country two days before her first Born This Way Ball show. That's a lot of time for stalking (attention Sarah!) and thankfully my uni schedule is quite light at the moment. First stop: Stamford Hotel!

Imagine if I met her... how would I explain that I'm gay and yet I'm not even going to any of her shows? She'd be as disgusted as I am with her peplum. She looks like a bloody half-peeled orange. And it'd be just my luck too that I would meet her on an averagely dressed day like this where she looks more Lady than Gaga.

Someone give me a ticket.